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Dick Flex

A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.
To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.
by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015
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raw dick

After repeated pounding of a girl over the course of a day your dick becomes raw from so much use.
I fucked Mandy so many times today that I have a raw dick
by WhackPack February 18, 2007
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Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
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Helicopter Dick

A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. Such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a sexual act.
Jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow John to perform the act of vaginal penetration until he used his helicopter dick maneuver, then she readily succumbed.
by Philosopher Queen July 9, 2011
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Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com August 4, 2009
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zulu dick

A black male with a large dick. ussually used to decribe a large dick. After the describer has had sex then he has a large dick and fucks very well.
He fucked the shit out of me with that zulu dick of his.
by Devlin H April 23, 2008
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