deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

dan webster

A absolute wanker

Oh look theres that Dan Webster

by Louis randall July 11, 2020

Dan

An alcoholic who lives in an alternate reality filled with nothing but lies. Gets so drunk he pees and poops on himself and all over the wall and floors. A theiv8ng lying narcissistic jerk who drinks and drives and doesn't give a thought about anyone else.

Your not just a loser. Ur a Dan.

by Sinful Sweetness July 21, 2025

Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.

"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."

by Themanhawk March 20, 2024

Dan Yung

The guy who bangs all the nasty, stinky, cig smokein, torpedo titty, fupa queen bitches at work.

There goes Dan yung again with Geri and rori

by LongDongJohnSilvers August 4, 2025

Dan

Very small guy, overly susceptible, doesn't smell very good (bleu de Chanel sucks). Very confident yet very uncomfortable.

Group: *drink beer*
Group: oh no, Dan is coming

by michelcestlebresil February 23, 2019

John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.

Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023