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Daniella 

Daniella is a Hispanic bisexual who cares about others more than herself because she can be very insecure and envious of others. Although she might seem awkward and antisocial at first, but once you start talking to her she will easily accept your friendship and be kind and supporting. Daniella can be intelligent and passive-aggressive at times, but her pride is placed in her artistic ability and knowledge of memes. Daniella likes to take out her anger in physical activities but her true love is Nutella. She is super loyal and compassionate and wants somebody to love her, so don’t be afraid to hug her.
Person 1: Have you seen Daniella? She’s so shy.
Person 2: If you start showing her memes she’ll start talking for hours.
Person 1: Wait, really? No one can talk about memes for hours.
Person 2: Tell that to the 2,000 memes saved on her phone.
Daniella by SpicyNutella69 September 29, 2019

Daniel Craig 

The Biggest Douche in the World.

Explanation: Daniel Craig (who is best known as the latest actor to portray James Bond) was offered to star in the upcoming Marvel superhero movie: "Thor" in the title role. This would later give him the chance to play the same part in the upcoming Avengers movie along side great actors such as Edward Norton and Robert Downey Jr. and possibly even give him a role in the sequel to Ironman. But he turned down this offer, not on the basis that he doesn't think he would be a good fit, or that it conflicted with other commitments; but rather he laughs at the offer as if to say that he is above playing such a part; as if to give a big "fuck you" to everyone involved in making the film and all those who are looking forward to it. And it is because of this decision and his means of execution that has earned him the title of "biggest Douche in the World."
Example 1: "My boss is being a total Daniel Craig to me right now because he's giving everyone a raise except me."

Example 2: "My husband went on a rampage last night! He hit me to the ground then grabbed everything I owned that he could lift and started to throw it out the front door! I mean, he was a raging Daniel Craig!"

Example 3: "I love my Daddy but my Mommy says he's just a no-good Daniel Craig because he wanted her to have an abortion on me and he never comes to visit..."

Daniel Tosh 

(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.

(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.
Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.

Dirty Daniel 

The act of sucking yourself off.
"Jake just performed a dirty daniel!"
Dirty Daniel by log_cxl November 12, 2019

daniella 

A remote control lodged between two breasts.
There's a daniella up your shirt!
daniella by Snoozapalooza August 25, 2006

Daniella 

A giraffe. A beautiful giraffe. Shes very funny and has met the jonas brothers and justin bieber. Thinks that tumblr is confusing but loves it.
Wow that girl is such a daniella!
Daniella by canyounot March 29, 2013