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cock batter

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.
by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008
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cock wind

When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.
When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.
by yoshi01 July 24, 2009
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cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.
Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.
by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009
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Cock Blockie

A cock blocker that blocks another cock blockers cock.
The man was about to have sexual intercourse with his date when the bartender came up and cock blocked him. The bartender then tried to have sexual intercourse with the mans date when the Cock Blockie cock blocked the cock blocker.
by Cock Blocking 202 October 10, 2009
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Cock-Clock

When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.
Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!
by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010
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Cock Reference

Like a cross reference, but when two different women have engaged in sexual intercourse at some point with the same guy.
Me: I can't believe that washed-up chick is fucking that douche bag!
Almeida: Yeah Angie's fucked him too!
Me: Go figure that those two chicks would have cock referenced eachother!
by NuckumH20 July 27, 2010
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Cock Dumpster

Term for a male or female who likes to receive many different cocks as often as possible. Occasionally at the same time.
It turns out she was an absolute cock dumpster
by Browner7680 December 9, 2010
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