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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required
Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam
by Clean log November 17, 2017
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Creativity Clean

A clean and safe way to sleep with an artist after going to the club and dragging her ass home
“Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”
by neverwyaed March 26, 2023
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Clean Thompson

Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.
by bigbeasy August 22, 2025
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Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.
Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".
Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.
by ccphater10 September 29, 2021
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