clean & jerk

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015

Mr Clean

A member of the third reich. Leader of the Netherlands Nazi Party.

God I hate them. They are such a Mr Clean.

by Isaacjb7 September 19, 2021

cleaning

Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.

If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol

by B-rizzle May 6, 2020

clean

means virgin.

i ain't giving up watching porn as long as i'm still clean.

by jethraw November 18, 2017

cleaning ze windows

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.

Lucky I pulled that Jenna chick last night, I love cleaning ze windows!

by DickyTime May 26, 2014

Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!

"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"

by Leuko April 8, 2024

Hate cleaning

Cleaning in an aggressive manner out of spite and/or disgust of another

He played video games all day and she was hate cleaning around him.

by Tony and the Tan Lines August 6, 2022