"What are you listening to?"
"Christian hardcore"
"Oh, is it any good?"
"Take a listen my metal head friend"
"Wow! These guys have actual LYRICS! They don't just scream into a mic, well they do that too sometimes, but they generally make SENSE! From now on, I'm listening to CHRISTIAN metal!"
"Christian hardcore"
"Oh, is it any good?"
"Take a listen my metal head friend"
"Wow! These guys have actual LYRICS! They don't just scream into a mic, well they do that too sometimes, but they generally make SENSE! From now on, I'm listening to CHRISTIAN metal!"
by Link Gray August 29, 2007
It crushes the skull of satan, and puts satanic music to shame. This is real rock. Some people think it is "pansy music" because of bands like Pillar.
Christian Rock is Living Sacrifice, Zao, Norma Jean, Demon Hunter, Immortal Souls, Crimson Thorn, Becoming The Archetype, Impending Doom, Tortured Conscience, The Chariot, Haste The Day, Vomitorial Corpulence, BURN THE FLESH
by dan the person January 06, 2007
This Hyper-Christian doesn't like abortion, or think a woman can do his job. She needs to get him coffee.
by xnem November 20, 2013
The act of sex between a male and female whereby the penis is inserted in to the vagina - results in the loss of ones Christian virginity.
As from Leviticus 5:16 "And so Ezekiel said, one's Christian virginity is only taken upon the union of a husband and a wife's unmentionables"
As from Leviticus 5:16 "And so Ezekiel said, one's Christian virginity is only taken upon the union of a husband and a wife's unmentionables"
man1: Hey man.. have you lost your virginity?
man2: My virginity or my Christian virginity?
man1: Christian
man2: No, im gay, and a womans unmentionables are disgusting.
man2: My virginity or my Christian virginity?
man1: Christian
man2: No, im gay, and a womans unmentionables are disgusting.
by Shaun T March 22, 2006
Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.
Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.
(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.
(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!
by 666dmetal666 January 17, 2012
An idiot who prays every night, but receives no reply, and makes up excuses as to why "he" didn't reply.
Christian: Dear God, if there is any hope that I shall pass my drivers test tomorrow, please guide me to victory.. Amen.
*the next day, he crashes on the test and dies*.
*the next day, he crashes on the test and dies*.
by Brilliant Definer April 02, 2013