cunt cheese

Every young lad must venture out on a journey to find himself in this world. On this journey he finds many things. One of these is the woman which he will take as his wife. While wondering young men will catch the scent of a womans vagina. This vile scent is actually the cunt cheese which resides within a womans cunt. As a mouse is drawn to limburger, so a mans penis is drawn to the cunt cheese. As a man eats/conquers the cunt cheese, he stakes his claim on her.

You can smell her cunt cheese from a mile away.

by Jbsmalls February 19, 2009

shocky cheese

Any kind of behavior that is actually hated for which the dislike is regularly forgotten until in the midst of acting upon said behavior. Could be an activity that is repeatedly performed or spending time in the company of another individual. Like a mouse repeatedly getting shocked by cheese in a laboratory. First mentioned on the Seattle radio show "Too Beautiful to Live" by Luke Burbank.

Every morning Starbucks gives me a shocky cheese moment when I go inside, order a coffee, and then realize that I hate Starbucks.

by Suckrpnch April 25, 2008

anal cheese

unidentifiable substance in your anus

you have some nasty anal cheese

by paddleball29 July 29, 2008

toe cheese

The soft stinky stuff that gathers between your toes. Only takes one day of not bathing to accumulate.

by Pat Schulz November 4, 2003

cut the cheese

(v.) To fart.

Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.

by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

fromunda cheese

Fromunda cheese is a forumula built up from ball sweat and butt juice. this occurs when u dont clean from under the balls. It smells like a mixture of old expired mustard and fetta. Depending on how long its brewed up...it looks like humus, otherwise its sticky, smelly and liquidy. but if it stays caked, you could whip up a fromunda cheese cake...:0

A healthy late night snack would be some festered up fromunda cheese w/ crackers, or instead of butter use fromunda, it wont burn or stick to the pan when u make fromunda grilled cheese, same applies to fromunda cheese omelets....yummmmmmmmm!

by Vivian M. July 13, 2006

vagina cheese

clumpyness of secretions from the pussy when not kept clean or trimmed.

bitch get yo' vagina cheese out my face

by kn33nah January 29, 2003