cheese eater 

A "cheese eater" is very coomonly used in the Military as someone who kisses up to the boss, an a** kisser. This person is looking for praise, to curry favor.

Sgt. Smith is such a cheese eater, he brings coffee every morning only for the officers.

cheese eater by PCMLR July 5, 2010

cheese-eating surrender monkeys 

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.

Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?

cheese-eating surrender monkeys by moofmonkey November 25, 2003

Cheese Boy 

A guy, probably from the West End, who thinks he is a bad ass but in reality is nothing more than a dirt bag. In many cases the Cheese Boy has fingered at least one of his female relatives and considers that a "score." The Cheese Boy tends to underestimate those he insults and may end up getting his ass kicked as a result.

"He's a total cheese boy. I swear in the parking lot after work I'm going to rock his head back for making fun of my mom."
"I'll bet cheese boy over there sniffs his sister's panties."

Cheese Boy by fhkq October 6, 2018

Cheese Touch 

When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.

The origins come from "cutting cheese".

Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.

Cheese Touch by DeadFlapjackSafari May 17, 2010

cheese grader

A dry handjob that results in wounded flesh, resembling the effects of a grader on cheese

Me: Dude, Carolyn just gave my a dry handi, it was brutal

Anthony: Oh shit, she pulled out the cheese grader!

cheese grader by Italianhorn May 15, 2011

Cheese Dick 

Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.

What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"

Cheese Dick by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016

cheese pie 

A pie made with smegma.

Bitch wouldn't make me dinner so I forced her to eat some of my cheese pie.

cheese pie by :O December 21, 2004