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bloody Havlin

Little fellow with even smaller penis whom bleeds out of his anus.
My little neighbor has a bloody Havlin and needs a man-pon.
by smash513 May 9, 2008
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bloody snot twat

Vaginal secretion consisting of blood+ female ejaculate+semen all in descending. Gravity influencing flow path. Quantity could be trickle or tsunami drippin out of mommy .
Man you ever tasted a bloody snot twat ? I made my girl taste a bloody snot cock w/ doodoo so it was the least I doodoo ! Damn I need some mouth wash . Hey, don't ask & I won't tell . BETTHAT !
by Han $olo October 8, 2023
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Bloody Pad

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.
by Jendave January 16, 2022
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Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed
Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty
by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021
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Monty’s bloody pad

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband
Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator
by Monty’s play toy April 24, 2022
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Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014
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Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Failurebitch November 29, 2022
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