proxy beef

when u hate someone because your friend hates them

Linda: i hate that bitch sally bc she slept with my ex
Susan: omg in that case, i hate her too and now we have proxy beef

by Coolcat11:11 April 18, 2023

Double Beef

The resulting bra size when you add In the back fat from above and below the bra strap.

When I was putting on my sexiest lingerie I was beleaguered by the fact that they don’t make bras in double beef.

by Mizlu July 21, 2019

Barbecue Beef

A vagina that has been fucked so many times and so often that it looks like a barbecue beef sandwhich.

"yeah homie, I didn't think she'd be lookin like barbecue beef at this young of an age!"

by fathergracie September 20, 2016

Beef-Cane

A way to describe one's crooked manhood.

When asked how he works with his beef-cane, he simply replies, I utilize the j-stroke.

by chrissyboii December 28, 2012

Beef Cloud

Another term for a queef.

Me: Oops, I just did a beef cloud

by RhiRhi88 February 9, 2018

Beef Slushy

Another word for chili, or any other thick meaty like soup like substance.

Hey i heard that place makes a mean beef slushy.

Mom made us some great beef slushy for dinner the other day.

by poeforshow44 January 26, 2011

Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015