by NathanChats November 18, 2021
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Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.
All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.
Ladies: get em while you can
Gentlemen: be like Chad
Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.
All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.
Ladies: get em while you can
Gentlemen: be like Chad
Chad where is my child support money?
by Call em daddy September 9, 2020
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Chad means sexy specimen of a jawline.
Chad means sexy specimen of a jawline.
Tim: He’s got a very prominent Chad!
Jeff: That is so inappropriate! Why would you say something like that?!
Tim: Do you not see it? His jawline is very sharp?
Jeff: Ohhhh jawline…
Tim: What did I think you said? Creep!
Jeff: Uhmmmmmm
Jeff: That is so inappropriate! Why would you say something like that?!
Tim: Do you not see it? His jawline is very sharp?
Jeff: Ohhhh jawline…
Tim: What did I think you said? Creep!
Jeff: Uhmmmmmm
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