The Aaron species does not like human-to-aaron contact and will shut you up at any given moment. The Aaron's also do not like people texting late at night, and will block you if you are caught in the act. Aaron's are very territorial and will defend it personal space (unless you're a Ryder...Aaron's adore Ryders). Aaron's are also in love with Betty White and the Titanic. We're not exactly sure where this obsession comes from, but any reference to those properties will have them talking for hours on end. The best thing to do when fending off an Aaron is to be as annoying as possible, this will agitate the Aaron and will cause it to leave.
Aaron's are very territorial
by Why_Am_I_Here_? January 03, 2022
Sawcon didn't get a girlfriend... he is such an Aaron.
by getsalotofshreks2015 July 28, 2022
Aaron is the most genuine guy' don't ever play with his heart u finna make him emo and only I can can make emo anyways he was my first love this one time he asked me what haircut he should get and I said a mullet then boom the next day I saw my mullet daddy now he has a buzzcut and we broke up :(
Invented the cure for Aids, cancer, blindness and many other incurable maladies. Got drunk in cabo and had his work stolen. Absolute gentleman. THE COOLEST PERSON EVER. THE NICEST PERSON EVER. THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER. THE HARDEST PERSON EVER. BETTER THAN ALL OTHER NAMES OF ANY OTHER PERSON IN THE KNOWN AND UNKNOWN UNIVERSE. Theres too many good things about Aaron to type in one sitting. The world needs more Aaron. This was 100% NOT written by someone named Aaron. That would be ridiculous right?
by Most Definitely Not Aaron November 24, 2021
SUPER CUTE ADORABLE MAN I WANT TO MARRY HIM HES PERFECT I WISH HE KNEW HOW I FELT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BUT IT’S SO HARD WHEN I’M A VENUS ARIES AND A GEMINI ASCENDANT I HATE MY STARS BUT I LOVE HIM TO DEATH I WISH HE KNEW BUT I CANNOT RISK RUINING OUR FRIENDSHIP AFTER NEARLY 20 YEARS
aaron... I like you......... :(
Im sorry, I cant...we cant be friends anymore... this is awkward haha bye forever
Im sorry, I cant...we cant be friends anymore... this is awkward haha bye forever
by barajuku September 09, 2020
by Niguel hills middle school December 26, 2022