tim

a long bitch flexing her high ecerytime she sees a shorty person. she's pretty tho.😎

tim just bullied me bcz i am short.

by kims brother June 11, 2020

Tim

A man with an extremely large nose

Yoooo did u see how big the new guys nose is it’s almost like Tim

by Dumbturtle6789 January 9, 2020

Tim

He's the most beautiful person you could ever ask for, inside and out. He never fails to make you laugh and is always there for you. You are so glad to know him, because nobody could ever replace him. Tim is always caring, so probably the most amazing father and husband. You should never let go of this smart, beautiful, kind, and good af looking Tim. But even these words can't describe someone like Tim.

'Hey do you know this boy?'
'No, who is he?'
'Somebody you would be glad to know, he's Tim'

by HisChihuahua December 29, 2016

Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

Tim Pringle

A literal GOD of cricket. Truly the greatest player to come out of any nation.

An absolute sex magnet, truly the sexiest man in existence.

"Did you see Tim Pringle playing last night?"

"I'm so glad that game was at night, looking at him made me so horny"

by Epic Cool Guy November 10, 2022

Tim Walz

When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.

I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.

by Oxford Bell August 10, 2024

Tim Walz

A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.

Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-

Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*

by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024