The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 26, 2021
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Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.
Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.
by Schmunglin May 30, 2025
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Log flume

Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume
Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me
by Tilehurst1986 June 02, 2017
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Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
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Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
by Cmonkey April 19, 2022
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three log box

A female that takes cock in all three holes
Guy 1: hey bro, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: dude it was awesome, we went to her place she took it in all three holes. She is a real three log box
by Racerx2421 August 15, 2023
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Log Out

by KImCobain September 23, 2017
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