philip jones

a person who is allergic to everything

he just got a rash from sea food, he's a philip jones

by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

richmond jones

This man is very hard working and he will do what ever he set's his mind to. He is very funny, and he is very convincing at times.

*Someone Cool*

"What a man, he must be a Richmond Jones"

by White Girl 01 August 30, 2018

Cam Jones

A guy normally with a very huge horsecock, can usually use his brat as a 3rd leg to fall on to an extra peg like a stool

Wow that Cam Jones really has a tripod brat, it must drag on defenders faces when he hurdles them

by Dope Human September 9, 2018

Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 May 17, 2018

Jone

Jone is an awesome guy, who is allways the king. Jone aka Jonekingen is the #1 player in Fortnite. He has most likely 999+ solo squadwins and he kills Ninja for a living. Jonekingen gets all the chillern girls and he is actually Drake. He was the one who sung the song " Gods Plan". Drake has never sung a song, because Jone sings it for him. Everyone wants to be a Jone, but they don't got the balls for it. Be like Jone.

Boy 1: I wanna be a Jone.

Boy 2: Haha good luck, cuz he is the king.

by UlrikGloersen aka Jorgen April 9, 2018

jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed

by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018