your mom

your mom is an adopted women who thinks she is cool, she is a loser, she thinks she has tig bitties, her cuchy smells like fish

jimmy is your mom

by your mum definetion October 18, 2021

Your mom

The person you still live with

Jeff: who is that fat chick over there

Me: your mom

by Person your looking at June 1, 2018

your mom

your mother

"hey your mom is a nice lady"

by EpicClag May 31, 2022

your mom

The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)

Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.

Bro your mom is so hot , can she let me hit

by milkers inc. June 24, 2021

Your mom

Your mom.

It's um uuhhh idk your mom? Igg

by 👁️👅👁️✌️ September 6, 2021

your mom

the thing you say all the time, shut up.

"my grandpa died yesterday" " your mom" "kys"

by usdkskhjds March 16, 2023

Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021