crisps smith

manager of nufc

100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok

me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’

by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023

kanen smith

A super good individual with a big penis that has a big body count. This person is also super nice.

Your a Kanen Smith

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Pulling An Eva Smith

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls

My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith

by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 3, 2025

Smithing

The coordinated and systematic lynching of all members of the popular band 'The Smiths', in particular, lead singer and frontman Morrissey (who is critically acclaimed for being a creepy wanker and rape apologist).

"Hey Lydia! I heard Morrissey defended Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein on their rape allegations, down for some Smithing this weekend?"

by hydra247 August 7, 2021

What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

ava jade smith

She is a funny girl. She has blond hair and blue eyes and she’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. She smart and she’s beautiful and talented.

Man 1 I just saw this most beautiful girl

Man 2 I bet her name is Ava Jade Smith

by Javade January 20, 2018

Will-Smith

(noun) also: Will-Smithed, Will-Smithing, Will-Smither

A Will-Smith is a term for a hard, loud, and sudden slap to the face.

This term was coined after the slapping incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock on March 27, 2022, at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood California.

"... and Lauren stormed off after giving Rick a Will-Smith due to a loud argument..."

"He didn't join the Power Slap competition after realizing he would inevitably get Will-Smithed"

by antisepicnot September 6, 2023