It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 20, 2025

shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.

Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”

by thepipebombinyourmailbox December 19, 2023

the lamp starts to look weird

The term used on TikTok is used to refer to living a moment in the past that brung you comfort or made you happy, the lamp starts looking weird is sort of like your living a dream of a time when everything seemed so simple but, suddenly you realize something is off, picture your in a time that made you happy, the lamp will always be visible in the back of this fantasy, sort of just flickering and in a way you suddenly know this isn’t real. The lamp looking weird is sort of a figure of speech telling you this is all fake, your dreaming this, life will never be like this again, explaining why people use the the term in sad contexts, the sound used in these videos is “White Ferrari” By Frank Ocean.

When I wake up to them telling me how proud they are of me but, the lamp starts to look weird..

by Being sad is okay December 12, 2024

Mr. Weirdo

A person that is in a relationship with another weirdo that love the weirdo as who they are with all their weirdness and is also weird themselves. They can either be married or a couple as long they have an undying love for each other and their weirdness

Oh look at Mr. Weirdo with Mrs. Weirdo together they're such a weird couple

by AnotherWerido July 10, 2019

Mrs. Weirdo

A person that is in a relationship with another weirdo that love the weirdo as who they are with all their weirdness and is also weird themselves. They can either be married or a couple as long they have an undying love for each other and their weirdness is often partnered up with their other half

Oh that's Mrs. Weirdo, Mr.Weirdo wife they are weird but perfect for each other

by AnotherWerido July 10, 2019

If there's an Amelia, there's a weird way

People named Amelia tend to do things weirdly, hence why this saying needs to be patented and forever commemorated in the Ubran Dictionary. Throw aside the saying "If there's a will, there's a way" and use this one instead!

Person 1: Why are you eating your chocolate bar like that? Who eats a kit-kat layer by layer?
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.

by amdigs July 31, 2022