virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!

Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016

Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

Giga Virgin

Someone who's never done anything remotely sexual in their entire life in any way at all (with a person), including with themselves.

adolf is a giga virgin

by edmukw-dog November 2, 2018

Horn virginity

When someone honks at someone and you don't even look. Those who are horn virgins look every time someone honks!

Hey John how are ya? Still in NYC?
Hi Mike, yep. Lost my horn virginity a long time ago!

by Jbigely August 18, 2018