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virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!
Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...
by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016
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Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.
Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.
by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011
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Acceptable Virgin

A male/female who is a virgin but in a relationship. The significant other is not in close range for them to get together.
How hasn't John got a root yet?
He's an acceptable virgin
Come again?
His girlfriend lives three hours away
Ok
Virgin root
by Kale Robb September 2, 2012
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Diamond Virginity

A person who is still a virgin and never will lose their v card
Diamond=Unbreakable
So they shall always be a virgin.
Wow that boy has a Diamond Virginity.
by SuperMew July 25, 2014
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Trifecta Virgin

Somebody who has never had sex, drank alcohol, or smoked marijuana.
At the beginning of college, Brian was a Trifecta Virgin!
by Shlynn_shady April 6, 2017
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Digital Virginity

You are digitally virgin till you have not watched pornography thru digital means i.e internet, DVD, CD, USB key etc
He lost his digital virginity at the age of 14.
by sumitstop May 4, 2018
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Virgin Airlines

An airline that has virgins on it
Have you been on Virgin Airlines?

No i lost my virginity
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