virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!

Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016

Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011

titanic virgin

Someone who has never experienced the pain and pleasure of Titanic

Oh, Emma, ya she's a Titanic virgin

by duaner606 August 16, 2016

Mouth Virginity

When Angela Zhu hasn't even kissed a boy before but has the audacity to make fun of other people about sex or some shit.

Angela hasn't lost her mouth virginity

by THEMan01 April 15, 2018

Arse Virgin

A person whose bottom-hole remains unviolated.

My boyfriend wants to do me up the bum but I dont know if I should as I'm an Arse Virgin.

by Felicity Potbottle August 31, 2011

Acceptable Virgin

A male/female who is a virgin but in a relationship. The significant other is not in close range for them to get together.

How hasn't John got a root yet?
He's an acceptable virgin
Come again?
His girlfriend lives three hours away
Ok
Virgin root

by Kale Robb September 2, 2012

Diamond Virginity

A person who is still a virgin and never will lose their v card
Diamond=Unbreakable
So they shall always be a virgin.

Wow that boy has a Diamond Virginity.

by SuperMew July 25, 2014