Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.

Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.

by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023

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Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by anonymous May 15, 2023

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van dijck

If someone is called like that...
RUN START RUNNING AND DONT LOOK BACK
the voices
since van dijk
the voices are getting louder

'' boterham met kaas''- mehmet
'' VAN DIJCK!!!!!'' - mehmet

by gogloboglog December 13, 2022

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1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.

2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.

1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”

by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022

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