Two For Twenty

The offering of two small rocks of crack cocaine for twenty dollars.

"Hey brotha, two for twenty, two 'fo twenty"

by DaveCo December 9, 2008

two storey

a nickname for a fat person that only ever tells the same fucking stories!!
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.

That Roland keeps telling me about his fucking mate from football who has done everything he is such a two storey

by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008

two-caller

A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.

So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!

Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.

by CheapYuppie January 1, 2008

two step to the taco

Exactly what it states. Similar to a kicker kicking a field goal.

*Note; taco in reference to the female vag.

Nancy took a two step to the taco from Johny for being a dumb slut.

by L to the J to the G June 12, 2008

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

two-thrust rule

The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."

We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.

by Ci Bach October 8, 2009

Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010