Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.
by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022
Get the To Davemug. Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.
by GMTX January 4, 2025
Get the Dave’s fire fingermug. by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021
Get the king davemug. To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.
“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”
“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”
“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”
by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021
Get the Davemug. Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
Get the Dave Parkymug. by Ted Longford October 2, 2020
Get the Davingmug. A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
by Mini Dave November 20, 2020
Get the Mini Davemug.