Post Text Syndrome

The feeling that the phone in your pocket is vibrating from texts, even though you are not getting any.

No mom,I am not getting any texts, I am just suffering from post text syndrome.

by goduke123 January 23, 2009

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Post Nap Clarity

the feeling of being refreshed, energized, and clearheaded after a well-timed nap

I'm stressed and tired right now, I'll just make a decision after I get some badly needed post nap clarity

by Glen Spot 😛 October 29, 2021

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017

post baloney

post baloney is white trash who thinks he can rap but is really only a rapper for white girls like sophie

i will eat some post baloney

by amanda hug and kiss!! November 15, 2017

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.

After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009

Post Smash

Before Raming Ur Girl From Behind U Take A Pick Of Her Ass On Ur Dick

I Sent A Post Smash To PuckSnaps78

by PuckSnaps78 January 15, 2018