Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015
Get the committed slammug. The slippery slam slut is the female who knowingly portrayed herself as the loving caring devoted woman of your dreams, when she has her magic slut dust blinding you she is sneaking and sleeping around with the local swine slammer.
Wow Gail i never ever thought that you would be caught with a swine slammer like Corey, you're sneaky cheating game was so good I never thought you would cheat on me;which makes you the slippery slam slut
by Longfat Cock4datass February 18, 2022
Get the Slippery slam slutmug. Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
Get the post-door-slamming wincemug. by Fish nigha May 22, 2021
Get the Pub Slammug. Intercourse where the girl is On top. Slamming the worm is when the penis comes out of the vagina and the girl lands on it. Damage is caused.
Carl: I was Fuckin ali yesterday and she got too excited and slam the worm.
Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.
Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.
by C-ram April 26, 2016
Get the Slam the wormmug. 1. When sleep overtakes you and you can no longer keep your eyes open.
2. A defined hour to head to bed, e.g. 10pm is bedtime.
2. A defined hour to head to bed, e.g. 10pm is bedtime.
by Rags1949 April 18, 2021
Get the slam thirtymug. When a guy gives a girl an oral, vaginal, and an anal creampie and then proceeds to repeat these 3 actions all in the same night.
Ben : Did you hear that Logan cream pied all of alec’s ex’s holes twice last night?
Connor : Oh my god! He really hit a double grand slam?
Ben : Yeah, Alec is going to be so pissed.
Connor : Oh my god! He really hit a double grand slam?
Ben : Yeah, Alec is going to be so pissed.
by PinkSnowBall December 23, 2024
Get the double grand slammug.