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Men

A perverted male who is narcissistic and an asshole. He also thinks he's the shit, which is a synonym for narcissistic. Also people who I don't like to be around.
Person 1: Oh, my God! Look how hot those men are!
Person 2: Oh, my God! Wow! You have terrible taste in men!
Person 1: You're just mad that you can't get a man.
Person 2: Honey, I don't date men. I date anyone who has a pussy.
by I Like To Snort Cows August 13, 2022
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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
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men menning

men doing men things

ex. being stupid, forgetful, mansplaining, toxic masculinity, overall being an inconvenience to the world
“He forgot about our date that he planned” “Men menning.”
by traderjoes0 November 22, 2021
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Men

I hate them
Reasonable Person: bro did you see that bunch of MEN over there? What a bunch of MEN thats gross
by seventeenyears June 1, 2022
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Men

So most of the definitions here are just down-right stupid. Everyone is busy defending their own side and making stupid arguments in the process.

Men are humans with XY chromosomes. Boys are young men who haven't hit puberty yet. Just like any other gender, men contribute a lot to society.

Here is what people are saying when it comes to men:
Animals, victims of feminism, power hungry, sex hungry, strong and emotionless.

Wrong
A man can be gentle, feminist, home-maker, chef, non-sex hungry, sensitive and caring. And he is still a man!

His manliness or chivalry or masculinity is not diminished a bit.

A man can also be strong, protector, handsome, ambitious. And he is not enforcing patriarchy!

His ability to make this world a better place or give his family a better life is not diminished!

ACCEPT IT! A man can cry and still be a man and a man can be protector of the family and still not be anti-feminist.

P.S. Written by a XX chromosome
Person 1: Men's Day celebrates the contribution men make towards society and strives to create awareness about men's health
by Theworldkeepsongoinground January 29, 2022
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small men

The official nomenclature of the disciples of jschlatt
"What up small men, big guy here."
-jschlatt
by bruh787 March 23, 2021
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Men

The gender most people are attracted to and want to be, which is why most girls wish they could be gay men and why men are gay.
Jessica: I wish I could be a gay man
Felicia: yeah me too
Jessica: yeah men are so hot, especially if you are a man
by ILikeOreosAndP*ssy July 8, 2020
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