beaver ointment

Vagisil for a hairy twat

Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat

by redxraider February 12, 2015

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 9, 2024

Beaver Boy

The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.

Damn it beaver boy!

No not that kind of Damn.

You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Beaver Tailed

When u give a person a bigger dab than they were expecting. Causing heavy coughing!

You just got beaver tailed! (Cough)

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Beaver Wheels

An expression regarding girls using any type of skating device - typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. Aka Wever Beals durking drunken episodes.

Upon looking out the window, Mike commented to to Tom : Dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.

by deaddevilinafreezer1 February 7, 2010