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unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.
She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.
by Theunicorner January 31, 2017
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Eating Unicorn

when a male puts a dildo on his fore head and eats her pussy while the dildo is in her ass
me and chad wanted to experiment so we tried the Eating Unicorn last night and it was amazing
by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019
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Unicorn

A man who is honest,faithful,loving but still has balls and stands his ground. Often his name is Steve/Steven/Stephen.

A gentleman but bad boy at the same time
He seems perfect he must be a unicorn
by Almighty one May 16, 2022
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Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Unicorn Poop

The images that Kylan searches for on his computer.
Kylan, stop searching for unicorn poop in google images!
by Lu Lu October 20, 2022
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Unicorning

An art of being invited to a chat group
and then finding a topic of interest in the group which you may not agree with

so you decide to spam the group with messages of a product you are able to

profit from. An example would be spamming a Anti-(what ever topic you enjoy)
with your youtube videos.
I got in to that discord and they started a conversation about getting UNICORNED and I did not want to hear it , so I started unicorning my shit.
by Dinkerooh! October 10, 2020
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