A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.
by Septdee June 23, 2018
Get the I have papers on youmug. Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.
Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.
by pussy cruncher January 6, 2012
Get the Stinky Finger Toilet Papermug. A new, extreme twist on the classic game "Rock-Paper-Scissors". You play by doing the normal "R-P-S" hand movement, and saying "rock, paper, scissors..." - except you have the option of naming one epic person, item, event...pretty much one epic anything. Whichever person has the most epic choice wins. Games may go on forever, and there are next to no limits on what a person my choose from.
If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
If two peoples' choices are equally epic, then a rematch between the two may be played.
Example 'A' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?
Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Tommy: "AIDS!"
Angelica: "Date rape!"
Suzie: "Kanye West!"
---Suzie would technically win for the mention of Kanye West, but Angelica wins for her option "date rape"- which, yes, is horrible...but really, what beats date rape?
Example 'B' of "Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors":
Group: "Rock, paper, scissors-"
Morgan: "Jesus Christ!"
Harrison: "Morgan Freeman!"
Sylvester: "ADRIAAAN!!!"
---In this case, Morgan and Harrison would have a rematch, and Sylvester would be disqualified.
by DizzaleTheWhale November 4, 2009
Get the Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissorsmug. paper mario 1 and 2 are winnar but supar papr mario isnt an rpg and im like wtf? and supr is too easy cuz its platfrmer and stupid. so 1 and 2 are win but 3 is fail and i dont call 3 i call supr cuz its not papr mario its mario who happens to be papr.
YAS!!! RPG!!! WITH MARIO!!! WINNAR!!!
YAS!!! IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!
YAS!!! o dam its a platfrmer. dam. FACE IT GUYS, BREAKFAST IS RUINED!!!
O, and also Paper Mario Series.
YAS!!! IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!
YAS!!! o dam its a platfrmer. dam. FACE IT GUYS, BREAKFAST IS RUINED!!!
O, and also Paper Mario Series.
by the winnar October 27, 2008
Get the Paper Mario Seriesmug. Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.
by J Deeezzy January 19, 2008
Get the glorify your paper routemug. Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.
by Genuine April 26, 2005
Get the John Wayne Toilet Papermug. by aaron culpepper May 2, 2005
Get the Rock Paper Scissorsmug.