A place where inbreeding is highly encouraged, women resemble big feet who intentionally grow their pubic hair 6 - 8 inches in length. Fellas of this region neither read nor write and jam copious amounts of smokeless tobacco into their lips and anus holes. County leaders openly surf internet porn whilst fondling horse testicles and the police patrol the streets with unwiped butts and anal beads hanging around their necks. Backwards is often frontwards and old people smell of rancid fart gas. Children never leave for fear of a reality check and the lions varsity football team showers with each other unnecessarily. The local gymnastics shack hosts booger eating contests. Drugs abound and drunkards attend baptist church under the guise of holiness. Residents - in general - are incapable of passing a basic written IQ test. All in all, you would be better off moving into a known lepper colony.
Jeb: I'm fixing to go to the Sonic in polk county texas
Clem: Me too, whatcha gonna git?
Jeb: Dunno, can't read tha minu
Clem: Duh, we can eat horse poop and spread it on our wieners
Clem: Me too, whatcha gonna git?
Jeb: Dunno, can't read tha minu
Clem: Duh, we can eat horse poop and spread it on our wieners
by jive-turkey December 29, 2010
Get the polk county texasmug. A hit tv show with the star Chuck Norris. It is a show about cops, law, and other things. It's really interesting and I have grown to love it.
My sister's hero is Chuck Norris the star of Walker Texas Ranger because of his killer martial arts.
by Livi February 23, 2005
Get the Walker Texas Rangermug. An act partaken by two males and one female; this includes one man receiving oral sex by the woman and the other man giving anal sex to the woman whilst both men attempt to rotate her in a clockwise/counter-clockwise motion, thus resembling a rotisserie chicken at your local Bar-B-Q Restaurant/PTA Meeting/etc.
Bob: "Hey, me and my buddy doubled-up on this girl last night."
John: "South Texas Rotisserie?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
John: "Been there done that!"
John: "South Texas Rotisserie?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
John: "Been there done that!"
by B. Morales & J. Adams April 22, 2008
Get the South Texas Rotisseriemug. Hide a very hot bottle of hot sauce in your bed. Bring home a one night stand and perform cunnilingus on her. Just before she reaches climax quickly shake several drops of sauce onto your tongue and give her the Texas Tongue Torch!
I was down on some bitches box, and man that shit smelled! She was a Tuba. So I went to the kitchen, grabbed the hot sauce, and gave her the Texas Tongue Torch! Maybe she'll wash that shit next time.
by The Rock B Town March 8, 2011
Get the Texas Tongue Torchmug. When a guy is banging a girl doggy style the girl lifts her ass up and the guy turns 180° while still inserted and then uses his arms to push against the bed and practically see-saw on her ass
by AustralianMutt September 11, 2018
Get the Texas oil pumpmug. by Jack Duke November 10, 2004
Get the texas chili bowlmug. When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
by Rionox September 30, 2022
Get the Texas Leaf Blowermug.