That time when i wanted to throw my laptop in the pool and that Stone Cold Heartless Wench Of A Bitch Amelia stopped me!
by Bawla March 22, 2012
Get the Stone Cold Heartless Wench Of A Bitchmug. by mi_weazy June 22, 2010
Get the my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stonemug. I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.
by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020
Get the Trying to get water out of a stonemug. Refers to someone (usually a man) who, a lot like the most interesting man in the world from the XX commercials, purports to be able to have grandiose powers and do things that one else can. Can be both positive or negative depending on how the phrase is used. In the positive, it is a compliment to someone's ability; in the negative it is a tongue in cheek statement, that's really meant to slight someone as not being capable of anything like he purports himself to be capable of.
Positive example: Ya, that guy is a real a bulldog. Some people may be able to kill two birds with one stone- but this guy kills all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
Negative example: Ya that lawyer doing the commercials on TV, I wouldn't believe shit he says. I mean, he doesn't just kill two birds with one stone. He's killing all birds with two stones. The ones in his pants.
by brandonmarshall15 October 17, 2013
Get the Killing all birds with two stonesmug. Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.
by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009
Get the Killing two birds with one stonemug. To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
Get the Killing Two Stones With One Birdmug. To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.
by Max Well House April 6, 2010
Get the Kill two birds with one stonemug.