Lost as a ghost

When you find yourself completely and utterly lost, either geographically, intellectually, or emotionally. This phrase comes from the idea that when a ghost wakes up, it is entirely disoriented, and may utter the phrase, "Wow, I'm so lost".

GhostTina: "OH my gosh, where am I?!"
GhostRory: "Tina! You're a ghost!"
GhostTina: "Wow. I'm so lost!"

Ghost Rory: "Yeah, Tina, there's an expression for that. Al ice calls it being 'lost as a ghost'"

by al ice July 12, 2016

Sex with Ghosts

The sad act of masturbation whilst missing an ex-lover with whom you had awesome sex.

"Daniel closed Tinder and opted to have sex with ghosts again"

by Otter Debauchery January 4, 2022

ghost donut

when you get really fucking high and when you start to eat a krispy kreme donut and then next minute, it goes missing.

dude1: oh shiit!! LOL i finished my krispy kreme donut ?

dude2: thats a ghost donut....narley

by teej and mt October 21, 2010

ghost mom

A Mother who is not present in her children's lives but acts like she is.

A mom who physically can be present but doesn't parent or care for her children.

Joan says her mom is a ghost mom because she's never around to support her or care for her so they call her by her first name instead of mom.

by McEEK May 14, 2016

Ghost step

Stepping off an elevated level and not realizing it, thus you fall of the level rather than stepping off properly.

The magician not realizing the stages edge was close went ghost step to facial.

by Danmaj August 31, 2015

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

ghost grab

A term used when playing Ultimate Frisbee. Meaning the disc past through the players hand while in the motion of catching the disc. As if they caught the disc but it slipped through there hands.(failing to catch the frisbee)

Peson A: Okay Winston look out I'm going to throw the disc.
Person B: Okay I'm ready Ben
Person A: (Throws Disc)
Person B: (Claps hands while attempting to catch the disc.)

Person A: LOL you totally ghost grabed that disc.

by Ultimate is life March 3, 2014