Bellmead straight

A worthless (or empty) poker hand that would have been a straight except it had teeth (cards) missing. Example 3,4,6,7,8. Residents of an impoverished community outside Waco, Tx. often have teeth missing.

Well , I was drawing to a flush , but wound up with a Bellmead straight.

by Murphythelaw August 1, 2018

super straight

you defined yourself as super straight when you never felt a woman touch, and your genitals are bellow average

person1: Hey, are you super straight?
person2: Yeah, but i am still proud about it

by stankomasina March 10, 2021

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

straight girl

that girl who leads on lesbians 2 get the D

lez: i<3 u
straight girl: Shh that lez mustn't know alls I want is the D

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Straight TikTok

A Scary Place

Straight TikTok scares me

by Austin_Isaac January 24, 2021

straight ace

A person that doesn't feel sexual attraction (asexual or ace) but romantic attraction towards the opposite gender (heteroromantic).

A: "Have you seen Sara and her boyfriend?"
B: "I thought she was asexual"
A: "Yes she is but she is straight ace"

*PLEASE ONLY USE THIS WORD IF THE PERSON IS OK WITH IT!!
MANY HETEROROMANTIC ASEXUALS FEEL INVALID WHEN THAY ARE CALLED "STRAIGHT" ACE.*

by asobiko-chan December 17, 2016

hollywood straight

A person who lives their public life as a straight person, but is really gay. His/her close friends and family know, but no one else. closeted, in the closet, gay, lesbian, on the down low

Yeah, John is hollywood straight, he goes out with hot models, but has a boyfriend named Tom that he sees on the side.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016