soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

soft boi era

The 1950’s

Me: I LOVE THE 50s!!!

Person: why?
Me: BECAUSE ITS THE SOFT BOI ERA

by ShawnXmarina April 9, 2019

center soft

A penis that does not become fully erect or is fully dead

His dick was center soft and this caused the girl to masturbate herself.

by nene1234 April 21, 2021

Soft boy

A type of cancel culture who founds out their favorite people's old news containing slurs and edgy humors, and then straight up cancelling them for what they did before, until they hold themselves accountable. Most notably Tyler, The Creator, Korn, Lil Darkie, Joji and so on, despite they don't care about being cancelled, stans have caused this "drama" because of this.

Other than the word "soft boy" described as cute chibi aesthetic, the word is circulating their meaning amongst users.

"I can't believe so many TikTok stans are going to cancel my favorite band that they don't care."
"Yeah, this cancel culture shit is just soft boys. It is best to block them and move on."

by m3k1e April 30, 2021

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021