Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

No Scratch

There are no deficiencies in a particular object.

"Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"

Spaceship by Kanye West

by jmrtn June 13, 2021

Hoppity-Scotch

When a girl sits on your d!©k and bounces up and down

We should play Hoppity-Scotch

by TinyNipp July 8, 2021

soggy scratch

When you scratch your ass and feel a smear

Aw damn it I feel some residue, must be a soggy scratch

by Discreet_Hydra24 July 21, 2021

Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021