SALTY

Jealous or mad.

Guy 1: Bro I just whooped you. Guy 2: Shut the fuck up! Guy 1: Bro you salty as fuck right now.

by MysteryMrR ( Checkout my YouTu October 22, 2015

salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

by Checkmate November 11, 2015

salty

To be jealous of someone, or upset for a prolonged amount of time, usually over something petty.

Shaquira salty has hell that her man cheated.

by darlingMonroe November 13, 2015

salty domingo

You gently ask a woman to drink a cup of your urine, and then proceed to sodomize her (with consent) with a roasted piece of corn on the cob. And then jizz in her eye.

Me: Hey there, you come here often?
Her: On occasion, hehe
Me: Yeah that's cool listen can I give you a salty domingo or what?

by saltydomingo December 3, 2015

Salty

When one calls another person "salty" to describe their unbecoming behavior towards them (often labeled alternatively as a hater), it's in reference to how they are sweating over something that made them angry, making their skin salty.

"Home boy be feelin' mad salty ever since his girl started hitting me up for rides to class in my chromed '93 Honda stick."

by Mossy J December 7, 2015

Salty Switcharoo

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

by Keitren December 18, 2015