Swish Ride

When one goes on a car ride with a pack of Swisher Sweet Cigars. It also involves having the music of your choice playing entirely too loud.

"Dude, you wanna go on a swish ride and listen to the new Angels album?"

"I need to clear my head and go on a swish ride."

by 30Wrecker February 24, 2010

Wiki-Ride

When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.

I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.

by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016

Dog Ride

Having someone go with you as a passenger to run errands/pick something up simply for the fact of getting out of the house/office/etc.

Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.

Hey I am going to the store to get an energy drink, do you want to go for a dog ride?

by Supermega1 June 4, 2009

Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride

"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"

by Luigi EAMMY April 18, 2010

Horse ride

The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"

"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."

by jonnyjohnjoe June 19, 2011

Wide Ride

A woman with a wide set vagina.

You wouldn't want to get it one with her, she's a wide ride.

by Cynthia Mathew August 14, 2017

ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking

Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol

by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009