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Dappled ride

1. To have sex with a woman who's body is covered with frickles or in other words who is dappled.
2. A woman who's body is covered in frickles or in other words is dappled.
1. I got a dappled ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot dappled ride.
by Deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009
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riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.
Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride
"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"
by Luigi EAMMY April 18, 2010
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Dog Ride

Having someone go with you as a passenger to run errands/pick something up simply for the fact of getting out of the house/office/etc.

Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.
Hey I am going to the store to get an energy drink, do you want to go for a dog ride?
by Supermega1 June 4, 2009
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Horse ride

The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"
"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
by jonnyjohnjoe June 19, 2011
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Wide Ride

You wouldn't want to get it one with her, she's a wide ride.
by Cynthia Mathew August 14, 2017
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ride the lightning

The process of shoving your dick in an electric fence, causeing the shock to make you jizz. A.K.A. Fence Fucking
Yo, my nigga had to ride the lightning, because I dared him. lol
by Bill Engvald Packston November 20, 2009
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