a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.
Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!
But i only have britney speers!
My favorite! hand it over bitch!
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!
But i only have britney speers!
My favorite! hand it over bitch!
by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008
Get the Portable music playermug. 
The average Xbox Player is around 7 to 21. Most play Fortnite, which many people have positive and negative views on. The average Xbox Player is normally incredibly toxic when playing online. It gets so bad that their dads smash their xbox.
1. "Hey man, I just ran into an Xbox Player down the street."
2. "Dude, those guys'll do anything to get their hands on the Series S and X."
3. "I mean, that's the same with us and PS5, but yeah, you're right."
2. "Dude, those guys'll do anything to get their hands on the Series S and X."
3. "I mean, that's the same with us and PS5, but yeah, you're right."
by My pseudonym sucks. January 4, 2021
Get the Xbox Playermug. by GhostOnThe5thStreet January 28, 2021
Get the Flex playermug. by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018
Get the Simon-level playermug. A cheesy pick up line often involving little to no intellect, said from a player to their prey in an attempt to secure a sexual encounter by flattering them with one simple phrase.
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"
Ex: "On a scale of 1 to 10, you a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"Do you happen to have a bandaid, I scraped my knee falling for you"
by Cdoup September 1, 2016
Get the player linemug. by Your average girl July 21, 2016
Get the player phonemug.