potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019

Potato Scandal

The fucked up and amazing shit that is created by an exceptional group of best friends.

That looks like a fucking Potato Scandal!

by ThatBiGuy September 26, 2018

Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

by Soft dick May 29, 2019

Big potato

Big lady butt

I grabbed the big potato

by Pryocatfish October 23, 2019

Anus-potato

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.

"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"

by cate151 January 28, 2017

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020