poser

some cell phone company

poser mobile says you outta prepaid minets

by bob jeans July 20, 2008

poser

A person who tries to be something they are not, can be in any genre. some one who clings to a trend. A "wannabe", hated by all the people who are actually the genre the poser is trying to be.

Avril Lavigne, any who support her.

1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies
2. What a poser!

by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008

Posermo

Any person who impersonates a real life Emo in the way they dress, the music they listen to, or the people they hang out with, yet are not willing to go the extra 3 inches.

John - "Tori is such a Posermo, she doesn't even cut!"

by James Martinen September 18, 2008

posevenoheez

Typically the derbys second meal of choice, the first being the gigantic dick. The posevenoheez are typically found in derby assholes and on the ground in call of duty 2. They are also found all over ralphs basement because mikey shits them out his ass while being beaten with the holy derby beating gloves. Also can be used to mean "beat the shit out of"

holy fucking posevenoheez

deeze people needs da posevenoheez

J: Dude what do you wanna do today?
S: POSEVENOHEEZ THAT DERBY

get in the choppah deres too many posevenoheez!!!!!!111oneoneoen

by Jack Reacher April 13, 2008

poser

pretty much everyone thinks everyone else besides their friends is one. somone thats not up to their standards or does not dress like them. some think it means trying to be something they are not . thats just bullshit. in other words they copy u.

Sara- omfg! she got my pants ,what a poser!
Kelly- thats so gay! shes a fake .

by ASHLEYDJONES June 19, 2008

poser

a person who not only lies to others about who they truely are, but also themselves.

"carolyn is such a poser, she was wearing hollister the other day."

by kiiramber January 18, 2009

poser

someone so needy for attention they act like a fag to get it.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.

What a fuckin' poser! He bought that Good Charlotte shirt at Hot Topic.

People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.

People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.

by hottopicisforfaggyposers October 7, 2008