Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!

I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

Peanut Head

A stupid/dense person

That guy is a peanut head for not obeying the traffic lights

by Japan ball nauttp NATHDTC December 14, 2022

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"

I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

peanut butter brother's

Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass

Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's

by Slayer of life January 9, 2023

Fucker peanut

When you are a fucker peanut you dont have a clue that you are one, none of your friends actually like you and think you are fucking weird

You are a fucker peanut

by Peanutpuppito November 16, 2018