odd-socks

A phenomonon seen in teenage boys. It is caused because, when nothing else is within reach, the teenage boy uses the nearest (usually) dirty sock to wipe his knob clean after sexually relieving himself whilst browsing Dad's porn collection. The soiled sock is then hidden under the bed where it slowly festers and rots. Over a period of a week or so, this can result in there being no matching socks available, thus ODD-SOCKS.

Dad: Hi son, I see you're wearing odd-socks again!
Son: Hwa...Mmmm...the other ones are crispy.

by The English Gent November 19, 2007

odel

if you have to ask, you'll never know. but if you know, you need only ask.

Girl 1: I odelled for like two hours earlier.
Girl 2: You're so good at it! I can't wait to odel tomorrow.

by Marcus44 August 5, 2011

P.O.D

Past Over Dosed; Dead.

Bob P.O.D'd from snorting too much llello.

by yank November 18, 2003

odelay

A tremendously talented shape-shifting album by Beck. Odelay also means... well, I can't tell you THAT.

Odelay, odelay, just passin' through...

by Stef January 7, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003

P.O.D

Best group ever.

Still isn't as good as P.O.D

by tiziliAN September 21, 2003

Odale

A person who is one serious badass motherfucker. Also commonly referred to as "Motherfuckin' Odale!".

"Why did he do that?"
"Because he's motherfuckin' Odale!"

by bitchin'blenn August 23, 2011