woman crazy scale

10- craziest bitch you've ever met
9- crazy stalker girl who messes with your relationships
8-will definitely hurt you if you even think about another girl, will kill the other girl you thought about.
7- burns your favorite jacket when you break up with her
6- you can smell the crazy coming off of her
5- average girl, still pretty crazy.
4- chill af girl
3- i think she is a dude shes so chill
2- i definitely see a bulge down there
1- thats definitely a man.

guy 1: so thats my girl
guy 2: dude shes a 9 on the woman crazy scale. better watch out

by Lildemon123 November 15, 2016

Crazy European Sex

The phrase comes from americans who went to Europe and got laid. It means to: Have amazing sex with one or more European women (who are always willing to have sex).

I had crazy european sex when I went to england last week.

by Craig C February 28, 2005

crazy white children

Almost all of the posters on urban dictionary. Most are suburbanites that think they are African-American. See wigger.

You all are a bunch of crazy white children.

by Tankers April 30, 2006

damn thats crazy

when you are in such a boring conversation

random girl: and then John was like "get away from me!"

you: damn thats crazy

by Zeroplix April 17, 2021

Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.

Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!

by babymamadrama June 13, 2014

crazy bird lady

The crazy homeless lady who used to live in Brooklyn, NY near Park Slope on 5th Avenue. She banged her head into the wall so hard it took a chunk out of her forehead, which resembles a woodpecker. She talked to birds. When you gave her crackers instead of money, she'd get angry and chase you and extremely yell at you.

"Don't give me crackers you stupid cunt!" - crazy bird lady
"I love you my pretty birdys!" - crazy bird lady

by teheXD12345678910 June 15, 2009

crazy awesome cool

Something amazing, intensely cool, beyond you expectations! When crazy awesome isn’t enough to describe your feelings, add cool. Go ahead-add that third adjective!

Omari, that design your working on is crazy awesome cool! Keep up the amazing work man.

by kimtastic October 20, 2008