Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 10, 2024

jaquavious beaver

jaquavious beaver would indeed beat lance in a 1v1

he winning jaquavious beaver or lance

by believeit October 31, 2022

Oregon beaver slide

When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.

Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there

by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack April 14, 2011

Burp The Beaver

To release a vaginal expulsion of air.

"Do not burp the beaver in my face ever again!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 12, 2023

Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.

Want a "Beaver Lasagna"?

by ThiccDiccPricc July 29, 2019

grizzly beaver

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.

i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...

by meganoshua December 24, 2010