menu ninja

someone who places menus under your doorway with seemingly ninja like stealthyness.

The menu ninja strikes again, how do they do that!

by skitzel February 21, 2009

ninja dog

Dog who is stealth like and has been trained in ninja combat.

Don't mess with Bob the dog, he is a ninja dog and he will hunt you and give you a ninja whooping you won't soon forget.

by White sox sux April 10, 2007

Assistant Ninja

Holds and sharpens the many long objects a ninja happens to carry

" Ah ye, assistant ninja ho' fo' u"

by Rah nigga May 13, 2005

Lick Ninja

An animal (in particular, a dog) that will sneak up on you while you're watching TV and lick you to death

Look out Rob, my dog Hildi is a real lick ninja.

by gigger06 July 19, 2010

Cow ninja

A cow who is a ninja and stands on motherfuckers who try to mess with him. A cow ninja is also a fast cow who knows how to handle his weapons and use his speed to propell him/herself onto walls, basically running on walls.

"Omg look a cow ninja!" says the kid
"moo" shink!!
the cow says "another head gone, moo"

by Yoer November 14, 2007

ninja pirate

a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.

That ninja pirate came out of nowhere and slayed 6 people.

by sweet serenity December 7, 2007

ninja looter

Someone who grabs loot which he/she has not won during a raid.

Doup won the loot, but that bastard Kerb ninja looted it.

by Martin January 28, 2005