horgan muffins

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

"I don't know what's going on"
"You're such a Horgan Muffins"

by HorganHater October 23, 2017

cum muffin

a muffin filled with cum

obama: i eat cum muffin

by humpamilian arandov October 08, 2019

crod muffin

When a girl sits on a boys face

Thandi crod muffined Lewis

by Beast1111 May 11, 2017

Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.

Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man

by Benjamin Gunsmith September 07, 2021

Muffin Man

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick

Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick

by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019

egglish muffin

a muffin sandwich containing eggs with or without additional ingredients eg. ham, cheese, bacon.

cheese egglish muffin

by rrocket_man September 08, 2010

dry-muffin

When an individual proceeds to eat some pussy being masked up due to the Covid-19 Virus! Resembling the statement "dry humping".

I didnt even get to first base let alone a home run MY Nigga! We soent all night dry-muffin

by shortyReCcleSs August 03, 2020