Minecraft

A warship that deals with Naval mines that is usually in groups.

Grandson: Grandpa i want Minecraft for christmas. Grandpa: I'm sorry young one, I can't afford a Minecraft .

Grandson: Fuck you grandpa i hope you die and bun in Hell, I'm gonna run away to Mojang and ask them for a free copy of Minecraft and i bet on Your life that they'll give it to me for free .

by Hscheema 2 July 25, 2022

key from minecraft dungeons

amogus

the key from minecraft dungeons is amogus

by wbblys August 29, 2021

Minecraft

childhood.

minecraft was my childhood

by Lances Links October 22, 2019

Minecraft

A game created in the 2000s made by mojang, it’s genre is a sandbox game. You can play it with your friends and family. it has no psychics at all tho.

Hey dude wanna play Minecraft!- person 1
no u stole my netherite. - person 2

by ShadowSlayerDoesPixelArt August 31, 2021

Minecraft

A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!

I fucked 10 school busses while playing minecraft to day

by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022